You know, several years back - I thought Retarded Dog was going to be as good as it gets but looking back now, that was only the tip of the iceberg. IF you don't become the next Walt Disney, I will then know that there is no god.
As for the animation - smooth, humorous, unexpected, sexy, enjoyable and an instant classic fo' sho. You have nothing you need to improve on, just keep these babies steam rolling out of your computer's internet port and you will succeed in life.
Marry me? Haha
I loved it. It was really well planned out and had a lot of great scenes with moderately funny quotes. The animation was pretty... minimal but it was acceptable. Everything was drawn nicely and cleanly. Keep it up and I love the various t shirt designs through out the Flash. Also +1 for using Stamper's music.
I hear Blacktastic might make a comeback some day with a new LP. Glad people are liking the T-shirts. As I was taking the extra 30 minutes to draw them I was like "am I wasting my time?" Glad you enjoyed it dawg.
Another master piece that shall provide millions of laughs in the years to come. Good work, Chris. Only reason why I'm not giving it perfect is because it was too short for my taste.
That was the greatest Flash I have seen all year so far. Brilliant work.
Fuck, that was brilliant. I loved every second of it and its rare for a Flash to actually cause me to open my mouth from excitement, as this one did for me. I have always admired your ability to sync audio with lip movements so fluidly, it's as if I'm listening to a constant guitar solo in the form of lines and colour. I'm going to have to remove a star due to Egoraptor being a co producer though. Though luck.
You're absolutely brilliant. You're getting steadily better and better in every piece of work you release, Chris. Everything is just amazing, the amount of detail you put into the faces and the humour that is always guaranteed to exist is just astounding. You deserve a gold medal for being awesome.
I would humbly accept any gold medal that came my way, thanks PolishMatt!
You're going to get owned by the great overlords of this site. Mark my words, you're going down soon. Good luck.
I know I am :3
So obviously the guy below me is an idiot and is jealous of your work, forget him. The flash was great and it's rare for me to actually enjoy an entire flash from beginning to end and this one definitely did it for me.
There were some typos and grammar errors in the close captions and you made the (your) mother sound like a male but other then that, it was perfect. Perfect humor. I really liked how you made (your) folks look different from they younger and older and how you always play video games when pursuing your character as doing something relaxing in all your Flashes.
And the little message you put on the shopping list was a nice touch, who drinks that much anyways? Oh you Russians, I love you guys. Keep it up, I always look forward and await your work to come into the portal.
that comment below even made me feel sad... but you made me feel confident again)
Yeah, unfortunately russians like to drink a lot, but only on 31 of december, and on own birthdays :P
Hey! Do me a favor?
Don't listen to the immature ignorant morons posting reviews regarding that your style is terrible or it's too 'weird', they're only 9 years old, give them some time till they learn what it takes to animate as well as you do.
Seriously, this was brilliant, just as your previous work is, top notch material. It was too short, that's my reasoning for not giving a perfect 10 but once again, you're style is legendary, keep up the good work.
REAL MEN STUFF.
Whores, blood, fighting, REAL MEN STUFF. I liked it, a lot. The animating must of taken forever but it was well done. Keep up the good work.
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