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[Pleasure Island FINAL CLIMAX]

Just logged in randomly after a nearly decade of being somewhere else in my life and seeing this brought me back to the good old simple days where I would spend all my evenings on NG and just watch your amusing shows (which created many milestone inside jokes within my circle of friends at that time). It's sad knowing the series in done but great to know there'll be more Gooseman adventures to come in! I'll be definitely checking in more frequently to see them! Keep up the good work!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

yep there will be more from these guys, cheers

[Crotchless Chaps]

Haha

I loved it. It was really well planned out and had a lot of great scenes with moderately funny quotes. The animation was pretty... minimal but it was acceptable. Everything was drawn nicely and cleanly. Keep it up and I love the various t shirt designs through out the Flash. Also +1 for using Stamper's music.

BiffTheTimid responds:

I hear Blacktastic might make a comeback some day with a new LP. Glad people are liking the T-shirts. As I was taking the extra 30 minutes to draw them I was like "am I wasting my time?" Glad you enjoyed it dawg.

[Don't Worry, Son]

Christ Sake's

You're absolutely brilliant. You're getting steadily better and better in every piece of work you release, Chris. Everything is just amazing, the amount of detail you put into the faces and the humour that is always guaranteed to exist is just astounding. You deserve a gold medal for being awesome.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

I would humbly accept any gold medal that came my way, thanks PolishMatt!

[Stamper N' Johnny]

Oh shit

You're going to get owned by the great overlords of this site. Mark my words, you're going down soon. Good luck.

SardonicSamurai responds:

I know I am :3

[School 13 - I H8 X-MAS]

Fantastic!

So obviously the guy below me is an idiot and is jealous of your work, forget him. The flash was great and it's rare for me to actually enjoy an entire flash from beginning to end and this one definitely did it for me.

There were some typos and grammar errors in the close captions and you made the (your) mother sound like a male but other then that, it was perfect. Perfect humor. I really liked how you made (your) folks look different from they younger and older and how you always play video games when pursuing your character as doing something relaxing in all your Flashes.

And the little message you put on the shopping list was a nice touch, who drinks that much anyways? Oh you Russians, I love you guys. Keep it up, I always look forward and await your work to come into the portal.

Nightwayfarer responds:

that comment below even made me feel sad... but you made me feel confident again)
Yeah, unfortunately russians like to drink a lot, but only on 31 of december, and on own birthdays :P

[Pleasure Island]

Woah!

Chris! This is so unexpected, didn't think I would see another piece of your work for another long period of time but you proved me wrong! About the Flash, It was humorous none the less and greatly animated as always. It was very unpredictable and loaded more random props like grease and hanging dead animals, I acknowledge your brilliant mind, I want a piece of it!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

glad you liked it! to be fair most of the credit or blame for the plot with this one belongs to the other 3 guys who drew the comic.

[With My Mind's Madness]

MindChmber<3

What can I say, this is very.. um, unexpected of you or at least it was for me till I just remembered that you done some Flash work for some time now, but I wasn't expecting a Madness submission from you, any time soon.

This definitely incorporates your own style to it, which is an automatic win as it stands out from the rest which just follow the same old guide lines for a 'Madness' Flash. A pretty refreshing story line none the less, which kept me hooked the whole time.

I couldn't give less of a fucking shit about your sloppiness and as you already stated in some reviews, it's just the way you did it, intentionally and a FbF Flash will always be greater then one that uses sprites. Which also brings me to ask, how fucking long did it take you make this?

Either way, music? Not bad, not exactly Technical Death Metal would of made me cum but it was at least not rap.. and it actually fitted quite well with the Flash itself. You might want to look into Necrophagist for some nice heavy stuff if you're interested/never heard of them.

Disappointingly, even on my machine which has quite the impressive stats written all over it, I was incapable of running the Flash smoothly at it's native frame rate, on some scenes where you got really crazy with the Cheese Wiz and vectored a lot on every frame, but that's why I love you.

Err, in conclusion; If Hitler was still alive, this Flash would of ripped his ball sack off and cause it to go over his entire body and kill him from lack of oxygen, all cause of the Awesomeness from the Flash.

Good work, MindChamber. Keep up the good work and only don't listen to the 20 or so dicks that gave you anything below a 5 and said your work is terrible or that they feel 'offended' because they can't tell the difference between Jebus and Jesus and have the final thought that you insulted their god and saviour that they actually never saw or ever will, or that they even care about and only use it as a semi-GAY excuse to give you a bad score so their ego could be better and be confident in themselves to go watch Hentai and feel ashamed of themselves afterwards.

Yeah, good work.
P.S. It's not a 10 because you didn't use one of Stamper's songs and it lagged a tiny bit ;)

MindChamber responds:

haha thanks for the review, if you want you can see it on my utube page, less lag

[Angry Dog - Catchphrase]

Fantastic work.

It was really good, a lot of hard work put into this one as well, but too bad I already saw it on your Youtube account though, but I'm definitely happy I can now watch it in nice high crisp image quality. Upload #4 already : D

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks! they'll all appear in flash format sooner or later, some people are holding out and waiting.

[Munchie Brothers Eps.1]

That was so Metal.

The animation was very solid but the audio could of been better. When the heart was beating, it didn't sound very real.

Tinkoe responds:

True!!! After you mentioned the heartbeat sound effect I went back to re-watch it. I totally agree with you! It's definately something that needs to be changed. Thanks for pointing that out. ^__^

[Angry Dog - Legal Lobster]

Yes.

Yet another fantastic piece of work, Chris. I highly enjoyed it and can't believe how funny it was. My favorite part was when the dog was explaining the situation he was current in, he said it so greatly. I can't wait for more work from you. And I found that the audio quality for the voice of the yellow fantasy bear was greatly different from all the other characters, could this possibly have been the result of the a different voice actor using a different microphone? Either way, it was no big deal, it just seemed like the quality of recording audio from tv speakers.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

glad you liked it! it was quite minor, we recorded in a different room without the pillow fort i usually use to deaden the sound, but yeh the difference is noticeable.